The rules of this game are simple: take your favourite alcoholic beverage, fill your glass, and take turns of 10 to 15 minutes to play any MMO you like.

Take A Drink Every Time:
* Someone sends you a tell.
* Your character lags.
* You get killed in PvE.
* You're doing a quest where you have to collect animal parts (such as cow tongues) and those parts magically aren't on the corpse you just killed.
* You see a graphical anomaly (on screen). Note: If you see a graphical anomaly in the real world, you should probably stop playing this drinking game immediately!

Finish Your Drink Every Time:
* You crash to desktop.
* Your character rubberbands.
* You get killed in PvP (or RvR if you’re playing Warhammer).
* You’re playing any of the Asian MMOs (you’ll probably need it).

Finish the Bottle If:
* You level up (probably best not to play this game with a starting character, then).
* You get some kind of error message onscreen.
* You receive a mail from a gold seller.

Finish Everyone Else's Drinks If:
* You log in to find your account has been hacked.

Again, please remember that this game is NOT advised for children!

 

If you're one of the few people who haven't seen this, meet David, a seven year old who was high on life (or the anesthetic) after a visit to the dentist.

And, once you've watched that, Chad Vader did a brilliant parody.

What do you mean, WHO's Chad Vader? Check out the adventures of the Dork Lord of the Sith right from the very start of his adventures by clicking here.