UK, England. An 18-year-old has made a cock of himself by secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a penis on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire.

It revealed itself for an entire year before his parents found out about the whopping chopper on their roof. But they weren't too annoyed, and told him to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

This review by movie vixen, The Dudette, is really very funny indeed. If you're a fan of 80's classic / crummy (delete as applicable) fantasy movies, then click here.

Failing that, it's worth watching because the Dudette is fairly easy on the eyes...

There are more funny videos and reviews at geeky movie website: thatguywiththeglasses.com.

When Tina Banks spotted the cuddly toy parrot (pictured left), she thought it would make the perfect gift for her 11-month-old daughter.

But as the mother-of-four walked home with baby Roxy, she was shocked when the parrot launched into a string of swear words. Passers-by looked at her in disgust as it screeched: 'I'm going to rip your head off and sh*t down your neck', and other tasty obscenities.

Click on the pic for more on this bizarre story.

Check out this funny movie starring John Hamm as Lex Luthor appealing to the President for a cash bail out for Luthorcorp.

Click here for the super plea.

Check out this Youtube opening sequence spoof of The Simpsons. It's good stuff, but I still miss the yellow skin and marge's towering blue hair!

Edge Magazine posted a list of their top character gaming quotes. With the choicest lines from Resident Evil, Grand Theft Auto, and Psychonauts, this is a short, but amusing read.

Check it out.

TheOnion.com has a leaked details of Sony's new entertainment system, the SPoS. In addition, this three minute piece contains technical information, plus exciting news of future Sony releases.

Watch the three minute piece by going here. But be warned: this is NOT work safe. Basically, there's loads of people with potty mouths saying words like f*ck and s*hit!

What? We can't even swear on our own website.

F*ck's sakes!

Presented here, for your ultra geeky pleasure, is the latest podcast from Wizards of the Coast, this time starring much reviled star of Stat Trek: The Next Generation, Wil 'Wesley Crusher' Wheaton, who joins the cast to tell the tales of Acquisitions Incorporated.

Check the picture below to listen to the podcast.

Goblins have been plaguing the region of Fallcrest and the local militia seem ill-suited to the task - it seems a job more suited to Acquisitions Inc. to make its way to the goblins' stronghold—a tower (or keep, if you will) somewhere on the Borderlands.

That said, things are already not what they seem. The militia's appointed guide (Sorek) may be able to bring Acquisitions Inc. to the tower, but how much can he be trusted?

Warning: This podcast contains strong language (but who gives a f*ck about that?).

This is great, 101 ways to really spend your millions - badly.

From pole dancing kits for children to the literal translation of viral marketing, it really makes you wonder what kind of dumbos get to spend the big companies' hard earned cash.

Check it out